Best Pick Up Lines / Mean Pick Up Lines You smell... We should go take a shower together. You smell... We should go take a shower together. Appears in Mean Pick Up LinesBad Pick Up LinesClever Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? You look fabulous! [pause] for your age. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.