You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

21 good / 19 bad

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

130 good / 52 bad

You look like trash, may I take you out?

63 good / 34 bad

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

59 good / 31 bad

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

63 good / 39 bad

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

46 good / 30 bad

You smell... We should go take a shower together.

45 good / 34 bad

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

38 good / 31 bad

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

38 good / 31 bad