Best Pick Up Lines / Mean Pick Up Lines Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! Appears in Mean Pick Up LinesBad Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You smell... We should go take a shower together. I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars. You look like trash, may I take you out? Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.