Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. + 79 - Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. 134 good / 55 bad Copy line Save Category: Funny Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This + 3434 - On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need. 4945 good / 1511 bad Copy line Save + 1194 - I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did. 1765 good / 571 bad Copy line Save + 810 - I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U 1194 good / 384 bad Copy line Save + 546 - You know what's on the menu? ME-N-U 839 good / 293 bad Copy line Save + 521 - Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else. 790 good / 269 bad Copy line Save + 469 - Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be Yourman. 705 good / 236 bad Copy line Save + 431 - Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration? 676 good / 245 bad Copy line Save + 429 - Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you. 663 good / 234 bad Copy line Save
+ 810 - I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U 1194 good / 384 bad Copy line Save
+ 521 - Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else. 790 good / 269 bad Copy line Save
+ 469 - Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be Yourman. 705 good / 236 bad Copy line Save
+ 431 - Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration? 676 good / 245 bad Copy line Save
+ 429 - Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you. 663 good / 234 bad Copy line Save