Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

102 good / 62 bad

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

1765 good / 571 bad

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I'll always agree with you.

337 good / 136 bad

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

274 good / 96 bad

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

234 good / 89 bad

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

186 good / 63 bad

Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

126 good / 56 bad

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

103 good / 51 bad

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

54 good / 32 bad