Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! Hey, my seamen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face? [Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you're ready. Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass! Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some? [Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?"