Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Guy pulls out a quarter"if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?" Guy pulls out a quarter"if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?" Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. If i were a planet I'd want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus. Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then? Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you. So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?