Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? [Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?" I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity. If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches. Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me. Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between. I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.