Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop. Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again! If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays? I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you! So what are you doing for sex later? Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes? Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!