Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again! Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again! Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place. Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?" You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot. That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing! Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass! Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.