Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"? Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size? Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass! Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you. Those hands look bored.. I got something they can work on. Are you a button? Cause I'd tap that. Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small. Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.