Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small. Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cos i'm gonna need a blindfold before i hit that. Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises. I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down? I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity. I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. Respectfully, not even King Arthur could pull me out of you Call me Chris Brown, cause I'd hit that! [Look at her ass]
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?