Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing! That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing! Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat. What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar. Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight. Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there's a political uprising in my pants Just to let you know I eat the booty like groceries