Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen. Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This He: Hi, what's the color of your hair? She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head? Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out. I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Guy pulls out a quarter"if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?" If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth.
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.