Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock? Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent! If you were my waitress I wouldn't just give you a tip, I'd give you the whole thing! Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie? Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises. Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?