Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This [Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you're ready. You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap. I can't do magic but I can do you! Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room. Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Girl, I'm jealous of your heart. 'Cause it's pumping inside you and I'm not. Nice tits, mind if i feel them?
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.