Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours? Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex. Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together. What are you doing tonight beside me? People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder? Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?