I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.

I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.

84 good / 37 bad

I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics

203 good / 76 bad

You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you

178 good / 74 bad

When our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?

142 good / 60 bad

Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.

136 good / 57 bad

I have a feeling that you’re trouble

140 good / 67 bad

What's one thing you can't live without?

121 good / 82 bad

Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAERITTO.

91 good / 52 bad

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

85 good / 49 bad