Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on! Call me Chris Brown, cause I'd hit that! [Look at her ass] You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap. Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small. It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower? Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.