Best Pick Up Lines / Weird Pick Up Lines I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy. I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy. Appears in Weird Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes. I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman! Girl, you might not remember this but we're part of a classified military program that requires us to be together as soon as possible. As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit. I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on Are you a raccoon? Because you'd be welcome to go through my trash anytime. Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
Girl, you might not remember this but we're part of a classified military program that requires us to be together as soon as possible.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on