Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Hi. I'm horny. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you That's a nice shirt, can I take you out of it? I'm a used car but you can still drive me! Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"? Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.