Best Pickup Lines #321–370

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

67%

Roses are red, Corona is bad, even if u cough on me, I won't be mad.

71%

Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.

76%

When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

76%

Those hands look bored.. I got something they can work on.

64%

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

65%

They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.

67%

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

71%

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it!

62%

I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case

65%

Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.

65%

Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕

68%

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

75%

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

60%

Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas

65%

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

65%

"I have a boy-friend" - Well, let me know when you're ready to upgrade to a man!

66%

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

66%

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

70%

Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you'll go down on.

73%

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

75%

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

56%

Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

57%

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

60%

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

63%

Let's just fuck.

64%

I know you like netflix and chill... but i'd rather hulu and do you

64%

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

67%

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

70%

Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?

70%

Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?

76%

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

60%

I have a feeling that you like trouble

61%

What are you doing tonight beside me?

71%

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

75%

Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!

69%

are you today's date? cos you're 10/10

54%

Roses are red, Corona's the flu, can I quarantine these nuts inside of you?

55%

Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!

63%

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

64%

You look like trash, may I take you out?

65%

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

68%

I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.

70%

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

71%

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

74%

You are the solution to all of my equations.

61%

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

62%

Is your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.

63%

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

65%

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

66%

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