I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.