Best Pick Up Lines / Mean Pick Up Lines Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later. Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later. Appears in Mean Pick Up LinesBad Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming. Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? You look fabulous! [pause] for your age. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.