Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap. I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart." Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere? Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us. I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."