Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future! Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future! Appears in Funny Pick-Up LinesPick Up Lines for Her Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Darn girl you even look good with the lights on! her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later! You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on