Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?

Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?

3 good / 19 bad

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

2047 good / 612 bad

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

1395 good / 378 bad

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

1070 good / 340 bad

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

539 good / 161 bad

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

332 good / 104 bad

I have to show you the prettiest girl I've ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

247 good / 79 bad

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

221 good / 66 bad

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

184 good / 59 bad