Best Pick Up Lines / Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem. Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem. Appears in Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.