Best Pick Up Lines / Weird Pick Up Lines One of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick. And if I don't get one soon, they won't let me pledge... One of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick. And if I don't get one soon, they won't let me pledge... Appears in Weird Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Are you a raccoon? Because you'd be welcome to go through my trash anytime. I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
One of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick. And if I don't get one soon, they won't let me pledge...