Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?' Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop. Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? [Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better? I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??