Funny Pick-Up Lines

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He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price.

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Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

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Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.

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Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?

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Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

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I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?

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I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!

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I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

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I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

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Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

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WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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Are you a Disney princess? Cause you're cinderHella fine!

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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

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You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

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You're pretty. I'm pretty. Let's go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.

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You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.

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How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

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Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!

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Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

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Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

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Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.

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Are you african? because you are a'frican babe

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Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

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hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.

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So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

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You say, "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" The reply, "No". You respond, "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."

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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

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Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

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Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.

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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

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What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

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What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

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Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.

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I have to say "Hi" to the prettiest girl in the room... Can you help me say "Hi" to that girl over there?

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When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what's up?

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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

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You make me wish I weren't gay!

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Are your eyes ike? Because i'm lost in them!

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She: I'm in a relationship | You: Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.

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With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

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