Funny Pick Up Lines, Page 6

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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

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If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks

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[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

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Is your dad retarded? Because you're special

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Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?

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You'd be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don't date gold diggers!

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You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

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Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

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Kanye feel the love tonight?

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I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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Didn't I do your sister?

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Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.

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Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

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You are almost as hot as my mom.

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Excuse me,

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Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the 'p' is silent tho..

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(Approach a group of women) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

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You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

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Go between two black girls and say "Let's make an Orio!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.

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I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.

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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

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Are you the ocean? cos you're full of trash.

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You don't need makeup... you need plastic surgery.

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Damn, I’m losing blood and you’re my type.

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Women may have been made from a rib, but you are not a spare.

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Want to ride my Spirit Airlines? Cheap and dirty, but I will get you there.

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Forget mistletoe. I'd stand under a ceiling fan if it got me a kiss from you.

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Are you the Wi-Fi at Grandma's house? Because I'd do anything to get connected to you.

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Santa asked if I've been naughty or nice. I said that depends on whether you're free Friday.

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Are you eggnog? One sip of that smile and I'm already making questionable decisions.

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Santa knows when you're sleeping and when you're awake. I just want to know when you're free.

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The Elf on the Shelf has been watching you all month. He says you're single.

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Are you a snowman? Because I'm the one melting, and you haven't even said hi yet.

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Are you a candy cane? Because you're sweet, a little twisted, and I want you all December.

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I told my family I'm bringing someone special home for Christmas. Want to help me not be a liar?

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Mistletoe is just a plant with great PR. Want to find out if it actually works?

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I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm afraid of you ghosting me after tonight.

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Are you candy corn? Because people argue about you, but I'm firmly on Team You.

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I came dressed as your boyfriend this year. Want to see if the costume fits?

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Are you a zombie? Because one look at you and my last brain cell is gone.

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Are you a skeleton? Because I've got a bone to pick with how good you look tonight.

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Are you a Ouija board? Because I'd love to see you spell out Y-E-S when I ask you out.

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Is your costume 'way out of my league'? Because it's incredibly accurate.

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I'd give you all my Halloween candy, and I don't even share my Reese's with my mom.

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Valentine's Day is coming up, and I'd love a better answer when my mom asks.

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Forget the roses. I'd rather give you my undivided attention, and maybe some fries.

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