Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me? If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet! So what are you doing for sex later? I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Guy pulls out a quarter"if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?"