Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Guy pulls out a quarter"if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?" Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you? So what are you doing for sex later? Are you a button? Cause I'd tap that. It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower? That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor. Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.