Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.
He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price.
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
Hi, my name's ______________. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!
I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!