Best Pickup Lines #1421–1470

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!

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Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

48%

My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.

48%

You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...

48%

You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

48%

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

47%

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

45%

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

45%

Bond

44%

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

44%

Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?

44%

Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.

44%

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

44%

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

44%

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

44%

Wow! Are those real?

44%

My attraction to you is an inversed square law.

48%

I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

48%

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

47%

You're pretty. I'm pretty. Let's go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.

47%

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

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I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..

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You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.

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How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

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I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!

46%

Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!

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Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

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Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

46%

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

46%

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

45%

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

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If kisses were snowflakes, I

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Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

45%

My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.

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My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....

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Sex is a killer ... want to die happy?.

45%

So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight?

45%

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

42%

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?"

40%

Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.

38%

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!

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Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

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Can you give me a tour of your body?

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Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

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Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.

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Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm.

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Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

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Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you

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I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

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