Best Pickup Lines #1371–1420

You seem like you'd be great at parallel parking and even better at kissing.

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I'd ask if you come here often, but I'd rather just make sure you come back.

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Not to be dramatic, but you just became the main plot of my night.

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You've got main character energy, and I'd love a speaking role.

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I'm bad at small talk, so let's skip to the part where you give me your number.

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You're lowkey the best part of this place, and highkey I'd like to know your name.

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Everyone told me to touch grass. Nobody said it would lead me to you.

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I'm not your usual type, and that's exactly why you should say yes.

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Real talk: you have the best energy in this room, and I'd like more of it.

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I could play it cool, but I'd rather just tell you that you look stunning.

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Playing it cool has never gotten me a date with someone like you, so here I am.

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Are you the algorithm? Because you just showed me exactly what I didn't know I needed.

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It's giving 'future favorite person.' Can I get your number to confirm?

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You're not my usual type. You're an upgrade.

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Let's keep it simple: you're cute, I'm curious, and the night is still young.

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I noticed you the second I walked in, and I've been working up to this ever since.

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Rizz check: did that work, or should I save a better line for our second date?

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You're the reason I'm staying for one more drink. Want to make it two?

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Tell me you're single without telling me you're single. Actually, just tell me.

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Low effort line, high effort follow-through. Let me take you somewhere good.

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Are you the ice cream truck? Because I heard you coming and ran outside without shoes.

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Are you a free refill? Because I just keep coming back for more of you.

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Are you a breakfast burrito? Because everything I want is wrapped up in one.

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Sorry, I lost my train of thought. You walked by, and it never came back.

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I'm not here to impress you. I'm here to make you laugh first, then impress you.

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Are you absolute zero? Because I stop moving the second you look at me.

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Are you a toaster? because I want to stick my fork into you

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if we both went to space, you know what’s the first thing i’ll look at? uranus

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Hey, can you give me three reasons why I should date you instead of an AI girlfriend?

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Girl, you might not remember this but we're part of a classified military program that requires us to be together as soon as possible.

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Respectfully, not even King Arthur could pull me out of you

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I want you to be my glasses, always sitting on my face 👀👀

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Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

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I been thinking about you AM to PM so decided to DM

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If you have 2 kids and I have 2 kids too how many are there? The answer is still two.

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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Do you know how to differentiate? I’d love to lie tangent to your curves.

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Are you Coronavirus? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

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Are you a Disney princess? Cause you're cinderHella fine!

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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

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Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

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Does your ass

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What is long and hard, and right behind you?

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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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If you were a booger I would pick you first.

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Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

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Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?

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[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

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Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.

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Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

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