Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines You look familiar, have we had sex before? You look familiar, have we had sex before? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass! Let's go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy. Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small. You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.