Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This I might not be Spider-Man but I’d still shoot my web at you. I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down? Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile! Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie? Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up? Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls. Guy pulls out a quarter"if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?"
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!