Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you. You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow? Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood? Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock. If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut? Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?