Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in.

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in.

40 good / 26 bad

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

130 good / 52 bad

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face

81 good / 37 bad

You look like trash, may I take you out?

63 good / 34 bad

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

59 good / 31 bad

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

63 good / 39 bad

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

46 good / 30 bad

You smell... We should go take a shower together.

45 good / 34 bad

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

38 good / 31 bad