Best Pick Up Lines / Mean Pick Up Lines Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one. Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one. Appears in Mean Pick Up LinesBad Pick Up LinesClever Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This You smell... We should go take a shower together. I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor? You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. You look fabulous! [pause] for your age. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! How much will $20 get me?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.