Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway? Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock. Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood? Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you. You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you. If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?