Dirty Pick Up Lines, Page 7

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Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

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Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?

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[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

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Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

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Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

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My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.

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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

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Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

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Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.

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Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

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Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

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Wow! Are those real?

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Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!

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Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

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My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.

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Sex is a killer ... want to die happy?.

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So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight?

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[Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?"

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Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.

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Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

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Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm.

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I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

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I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

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It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?

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So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

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Are you chinese? Cus' id play with your chopstick

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Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.

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Roses are red, grass is green, you should come to the crib and fuck the team!

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Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

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Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

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Wanna fuck like bunnies?

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I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

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Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?

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I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

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You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can't.

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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

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If you talk to me, I'll fuck you.

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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your bra?

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Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.

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You look familiar, have we had sex before?

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[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you're ready.

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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

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Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

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How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!

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I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?

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I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

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I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

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If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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