Hi, my name's ______________. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.