Dirty Pick Up Lines, Page 8

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Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?

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Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

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You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

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Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?

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Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

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I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest

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I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!

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Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.

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I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

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My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?

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Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.

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Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?

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Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

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I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?

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My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?

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Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

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Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

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I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you.

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Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

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Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.

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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

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Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

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I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

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Show me your pussy!

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If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?

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Can I see your tan lines?

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You'd mind if I fantasize about you?

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Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

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Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

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I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!

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I'll bet you $10 my dick can't fit into your mouth.

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I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.

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We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.

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I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!

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Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?

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Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!

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Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.

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Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

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I'm a starving artist and I want to eat you.

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This isn't a beer belly, it's the fuel tank for my love machine!

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Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

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Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?

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Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

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Baby... wanna come for a ride?

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Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

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Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place

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Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?

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Have you ever played leap frog naked??

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