Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor. Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long! Girl, I'm jealous of your heart. 'Cause it's pumping inside you and I'm not. Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise. Nice legs, lets eat out. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?" I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?