Best Pickup Lines #671–720

Are You Luke? Cause I'm Your Daddy

54%

Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

57%

Nice fucking weather. Want to?

58%

That's a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?

58%

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

58%

What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

58%

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

59%

My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.

59%

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

61%

Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.

64%

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

75%

I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.

51%

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.

52%

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

53%

Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.

55%

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

55%

I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

55%

Will you marry me for just one night?

55%

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

55%

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

56%

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

56%

Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

56%

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

56%

Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

57%

I’m jealous of your heart because it’s beating inside you and I’m not.

57%

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

57%

Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.

57%

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

57%

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

58%

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

60%

Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

67%

Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

67%

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

67%

The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

50%

Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

51%

Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

52%

You MUST have a nice personality.

52%

I'm glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you'd be too hot to handle.

52%

You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

52%

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on

52%

So what are you doing for sex later?

52%

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

52%

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

52%

Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.

52%

Would you f*ck a stranger? - No?! - Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____

53%

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

53%

Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

53%

I would buy you a drink, but I'll be jealous of the glass.

53%

Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?

54%

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

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