Best Pickup Lines #771–820

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

53%

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

55%

Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

55%

Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.

56%

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

50%

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.

50%

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

50%

Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime

50%

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

50%

Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

50%

Nice tits, mind if i feel them?

50%

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

50%

If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.

50%

Just to let you know I eat the booty like groceries

50%

So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.

50%

I've got a condom with your name on it.

50%

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

50%

Do you have planet insurance? Because I'm about to destroy uranus.

50%

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

50%

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

50%

your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?

50%

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

50%

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

50%

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

50%

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

50%

Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

50%

At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, "Wanna roll?"

50%

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

50%

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

50%

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

50%

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

50%

I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.

50%

I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....

50%

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

50%

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

50%

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

50%

I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.

50%

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

50%

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

50%

Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

50%

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

50%

(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

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(Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

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(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

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(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

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(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

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(Stare at her until she says "What!?!") It isn't just gonna suck itself.

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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?

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[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"

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