Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"? I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out. Those hands look bored.. I got something they can work on. Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?" First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.